Hot Mom Reviews

Meghan’s Take:

This “Mommy Blogger” Review site, although new, seems pretty promising. It’s run by two totally fun and awesome girls, so there’s bound to be frivolity excitement around every corner. They plan on reviewing anything and everything that they can get their hands on that is relevant to their lives. And most of the time they will be doing joint reviews, which will be nice because, let’s face it, the world of Mommy Reviews could use a little shaking up, no?!

The rating system is especially fun, and Meghan’s will go a little something like this:

Match: Rating: Kinda warm, won’t toast any marshmallows

Candle: Rating: Getting warmer, but still some definite room for improvement

Bar-B-Que: Rating: While it puts out some heat, there are still a few cool spots

Fireplace: Rating: Getting HOT. Watch out or you might get burned.

Inferno: Rating: HOT HOT HOT! ‘Nuff Said

She’s not going to worry about any “half” ratings. And trust me, if she thinks something sucks, she’s more than willing to give it a “match” rating (or worse…dun dun dun). She might not be good at telling people exactly what she thinks in real life, but the anonymity of the internet provides has given her some cajones. Just wait and see.

The only negative I see so far is that they haven’t even really launched yet and they’re ALREADY a day or two behind. These girls are going to have to get their acts together, and quick. But once they do, I have no doubt they’ll be the definition of HOT HOT HOT. I mean, they already kind of are.

They definitely deserve a Rating: .

Heather’s Take:

When I heard about Hot Mom Reviews, I thought, “Oh great, another review blog! I can’t wait to not read that!” But then I saw that two of my favorite moms were writing for it. I mean, Heather and Meghan are hilarious. I knew that their reviews would be anything but boring. And, knowing Meghan, they’ll include a sprinkling of phrases like, “Kick Ass!” and “I need a drink!” But enough about Meghan! Let’s talk about Heather’s review system.

Match: Rating: A match sucks! It barely singes your fingers.

Candle: Rating: Candles are pretty, but nothing special.

Bar-B-Que: Rating: Hot enough to cook, but charcoal is messy.

Fireplace: Rating: Who doesn’t like a fireplace? They’re so cuddly and romantic.

Inferno: Rating: Hotter than burning loins!!

Heather is never afraid to say something sucks. In fact, in high school she was the emcee of a rally, and she got in trouble for telling the Freshmen class that they sucked in front of the entire student body and faculty, assorted parents, and several members of the school board. She’s not scared of authori-tay! She will totally give a ZERO rating if one is warranted. Don’t believe it? You’ll just have to keep coming back.

There’s no question they get a Rating: .

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